Ricky Martin=Island Coconut coffee, iced, shaken by hand for 5 minutes in a tall glass, with a sprinkle of Lt. brown sugar on top and a shot of vanilla.
More Bang for the buck. Formerly called the Menudo.

Jennifer Lopez=Island Coconut coffee with a 'shot' of milk, in an overflowing cup. Available only 'to go'. Very fashionable in certain clubs.

Martha Stewart=Double Espresso, with a shot of milk, no sweetners. She grew the beans, milked the cow and hand threw the mug, all before breakfast.

Madonna=[Red Eye]; Decaf Espresso with a shot of any joe, a double slug of milk in a big cup. The Joe supplier changes every couple of years. Great for a Material Girl, very much in Vogue by DJ's everywhere.

Robert Beltran (Chakotay)=Nicaraguan Espresso, with a hint of chocolate. Steamy, hot, with sweet honey. Very strongly brewed and Intense. Good after a night reading Shakespeare.

Adrian Paul (Duncan McLeod)=Highland Grog (butterscotch flavor), steamy and hot. Add a dash of honey, and an Italian biscotti. Bien!

Kevin Sorbo (Hercules)= Danish Gevalia, dark roast with milk; hot and strong, with lots sugar. In a big cup, with a hot cookie on the side.

Janeane Garifalo=Double Herbal green tea in a recycled cup, organically grown in the shade. Leaves you wide awake and Politically Incorrect.

Angelina Jolie, James Hirsh, and Jon Voight=Americano [espresso with water], and French roast, with milk and a shot of anise liquor. This sounds interesting,
but its weird stuff, and gives you the runs. Favored by Billy Bobs everywhere.

Britney Spears=Au Lait with a shot of vanilla, 2 artificial sweeteners, and a mound of fake whip cream. No cherry. Tends to overflow the cup. Leaves a bad aftertaste like plastic.

Catherine Zeta-Jones=a cup of decaf Irish Creme, so it won't keep any
Daddies up at night. Add 2 shots of milk, in an over-sized cup. Expensive and you have to sign a pre-sip agreement.

Nick Nolte=organic Black Tea, with a shot of laxative and soy milk.

Richard Simmons=half joe and half tea, half shot of low-fat milk and prune juice. Tastes weird, and makes you lose weight. A favorite in 'Orleans.

Bobcat Goldthwaite, David Arquette, and Flea=straight Espresso, intravenously, double strong. Makes your head spin. Literally.

Cybill Shepard=a large Pecan Supreme with a hint of bourbon, generous serving, in a 'Don't mess with Texas' mug, served with a side of Mississippi Mud Pie; it has its OWN attitude.

President George W. Bush= Double Plain coffee, no sweetners, in a 'messed with Texas' mug. Leaves you wanting more and keeps you on the run.
Also known as a 'Dark Horse'.

V. P. Dick Cheney= Double espresso, extra-large size, with a scone on the side. Enough to give you a heart attack.

Al Gore=decaf, organic, House Blend latte, with soy milk.
Not much flavor, but its environmentally correct.

Ex-President Bill=[Americano] espresso with VERY HOT water, foamy head, and a shot of steamed Hillary.

Ralph Nader=organic tea with soy milk, and an ice cube floating vainly on the side. Environmentally safe cup, that recycles itself.